20 Quick Puns & Jokes That Will Get You A Laugh (Or An Awkward Blank Stare)

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20 Quick Puns & Jokes That Will Get You A Laugh (Or An Awkward Blank Stare)

These poor attempts at humor are, if nothing else, viable reasons to never invite me to hang out with you in a public environment. Recently I put out 50 Terrible Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand and was surprised at how positive the response was. Those were mostly random one-liners that I found all over the internet, but now I want to provide some of the many corny, generally unfunny, wordplay, pun jokes and witticisms I’ve made up myself. Some have been posted to my Twitter previously, but most are brand new one-liners that haven’t appeared yet, which was probably for the best.

1. Crowded gyms with occupied machines are the worst because we’re there to lose weight, not gain wait.

2. When a guy pulls his penis out, he can tell what his partner thinks about his size based on their sighs.

3. For $10…

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One response to this post.

  1. These are awesome! They made my day a little better.

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